Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
So a fellow named Michael Duffy went to sleep Saturday night in his 41-foot sloop Elixir docked at the San Diego Yacht Club. Around 2:30 Sunday morning, someone- or something- woke him up. He rolled back over, went back to sleep.
Then he woke up again at 6am.
Hey there, little buddy.
“Saw this in my local paper, only in SoCal!” -A.J.
UPDATE: In Other Blorp News, this fellow found his very own surfboard. He’s keeping it.